make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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