operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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