didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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