going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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