dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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