Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
only if we run a train.
done.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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