They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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