You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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