I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
