Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

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(207): View more from Maine

can u get pink eye on your cock?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl

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(404): View more from Georgia

I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro

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(818): View more from California

Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"

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(251): View more from Alabama

That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning

(334): View more from Alabama

...did you just create a word for what we did?

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