oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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