Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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