Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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