I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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