nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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