yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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