You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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