Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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