What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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