But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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