i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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