I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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