Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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