did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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