I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Everyone says I win the strip club
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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