normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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