I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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