would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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