There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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