No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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