i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you inspire me to be a worse person
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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