There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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