Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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