guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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