i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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