Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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