I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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