worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
