Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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