you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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