"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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