I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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