i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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