We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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