Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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