I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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