I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't make out with my wife yet
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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