The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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