its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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