She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
